When you go fishin’ in a northern lake
You better be careful now, for heaven’s sake
If you pull up a muskie or a northern pike
Be careful or they might take a bite

Fish Food, Fish Food
Don’t wanna be fish food
Fish Food, Fish Food
Don’t wanna be fish food
What’ch you gonna do when they come after you

When you cast your line down in the Amazon
Make sure you know what is really going on
Piranhas are lying there in wait for you
They would love for you to be their fish food

Fish Food, Fish Food
Don’t wanna be fish food
Fish Food, Fish Food
Don’t wanna be fish food
What’ch you gonna do when they come after you

Fish Food, Fish Food
Don’t wanna be fish food
Fish Food, Fish Food
Don’t wanna be fish food
What’ch you gonna do when they come after you

Decide to surf fish in the ocean one night
There are sharks out there and they’re and awful fright
While your catchin’ some perch they may be in the lurch
So watch out where you cast, or they might get you first

Fish Food, Fish Food
Don’t wanna be fish food
Fish Food, Fish Food
Don’t wanna be fish food
What’ch you gonna do when they come after you